Frequently Implied Questions
Why is this website called HenningGeiler.com?
Actually, that's my name. Sounds funny but it's true. Henning is my first name. This usually causes all kind of confusion. At any given restaurant I am always being called up as "Mr.Henning, party of two". They must think I am totally out of my mind to give them my last name when everybody else in the lineup uses their first name.
Why do you show a polar bear in the desert?
You mean on one of the website headers that is randomly exchanged while you click yourself through these pages? It's a political statement: Millions of years ago, ancestors of the polar bear roamed the Great Basin of Utah and Arizona. Then they got upset with all the blowing red sand ruining their white fur. They moved further north where the snow was cleaner. Now with all that global warming going on, they are thinking about returning and I am all for it. Sign my petition!
What camera equipment are you shooting with?
I believe it's a digital camera. Digital means it can only do '1' and '0'. Plus it has 10 million pixels which it uses to assemble the pictures I take. It's quite messy to refill the camera with new pixels once the old ones have gone stale, and not a good idea for those suffering from dust allergies. Other than that, the camera is real fun, except for when the red pixels are empty before the blue pixels are. Then you have to upload the picture to Photoshop and drag the slider towards red. Yesterday I forgot to take off the lens cap. This used up all of my black pixels at once. Luckily I could break up the picture before it had dried and fill the black pixels back in the camera. That cost me a lot of time and money and saved my insanity. But the latter is totally beside the point.
Why do you always say "the ladder is totally beside the point"?
I am not saying that! As a matter of fact I have never said that. Show me where I have said that and I buy you a glass of water! What I have said was: "The latter is totally beside the point." Not the ladder. I wanted to make a point -right beside the point so to speak- that the last in a series of given statements was irrelevant to the matter at hand. It had nothing to do with "ladder" as in climbing up a tree. Capito?
Do you have a Blackberry and if so, why?
Yes, because they are good for you! You should have one too! Nutritionists say we should have five servings of vegetables and fruit per day. Blackberries are rich in fibre and vitamin C and low in fat. Plus all newer Blackberry versions are compatible with EVDO, the new high speed wireless network.
